A TRIBUTE TO THE LARGEST AND MIGHTEST OF MAN HANDS.
“Had we but the strength of his little finger, we would know nothing but joy.” – Fake President Barack Hussein Obama
“We must pay tribute to the hands that will rebuild a great nation from the ash heap of history. The hands of Donald J. Trump.” – Pope Jean Paul II
[Seen above: Trump curbs his extreme strength so as to not accidentally rip the first ever FIFA Peace Prize in twain. Swipe through for more wondrous digits.]
“They are supple yet strong. Manly yet gentle. His golden hands will forever haunt my dreams.” – German Chancellor Angela Merkel
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