[Above: New Jersey Governor Mikie Sherill details plans to dig a giant hole in North Bergen, New Jersey while Senator Corey Booker looks on in an effort to appear heterosexual.]

Even the most deranged leftist lunatics have been forced to admit that President Donald J. Trump’s second term has been an umitigated success. President Trump, the Least Racist President Since Abraham Lincoln, somehow has also found the time to educate the public on the scientific similarities between the Obamas and gorillas, all while enduring relentless questioning from young, sumptuous, female reporters that hatefully refuse to smile at him despite knowing that he finds them attractive.

These many accomplishment are why the the Democrats, led by Cryin’ Chuck Schumer, are now trying to destroy his legacy. On Tuesday February 3, New York and New Jersey – rogue States known for their vicious treatment of star U.S. Attorney Alina Habba – sued the United States, seeking to corruptly appropriate over $16,000,000,000.

In their deranged court filing, the States claimed to need the money to fund an initiative known as the “Gateway Program” – no doubt because it is intended to act as a gateway for immigrant rapists and criminals to illegally enter our great nation. The project, which involves digging a massive hole in New Jersey to create a kind of “underground railroad” for illegals, sought to siphon off federal money “to the tune of $100,000,000 per day.”

President Trump, known for his swift construction projects and profound business acumen, took rapid action last week to protect the United States’ coffers and indefinitely suspended payments to the illegal program.

But even after the Democrat-led States sued, President Trump remained completely reasonable: offering to release the funding immediately, provided that Cryin’ Chuck Schumer lead a congressional effort to rename Dulles Airport and Penn Station after him. As the White House explained in a brief statement, “there is nothing stopping Democrats from prioritizing the interests of Americans over illegal aliens and getting this project back on track.”

The President’s conciliatory and modest request, of course, is consistent with historical precedent. As any third grader knows, the Late Great Abraham Lincoln famously negotiated naming rights for the Lincoln Memorial with Jefferson Davis at the February 1865 Hampton Roads Peace Conference, which set the stage to end the Civil War a few months later.

Unsurprisingly, the radical left Democrats refused to honor this great President’s simple request and, instead, found an activist judge (no doubt soon to be indicted co-conspirator number 1) to do their bidding.

On Friday, Jeannette A. Vargas, a federal judge in the Southern District of New York, took a break from her normal docket of giving sweetheart deals to various members of the Biden Crime Family and blocking DOGE’s efforts to combat waste, fraud and abuse, and ordered the Trump Administration to immediately disgorge the funding.

Acting New Jersey Attorney General Jen Davenport met with reporters after the hearing to praise her co-conspirator’s corrupt order. “As the court correctly recognized, the Trump Administration’s attempts to freeze funding for the Gateway Tunnel project are plainly illegal, and they would cause grave harm to New Jersey and New York. We are grateful that the court agreed to put a halt to this unlawful freeze on this emergency basis,” Davenport said in a statement.

Davenport continued on to remark, “Now we can get back to the real work at hand: stealing billions in taxpayer money to dig a giant hole that will store illegal immigrants until they can vote in the November mid-terms. God bless America!”

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