JANUARY 26, 2026 – An appreciation of his unparalleled genius


President Trump points to the results of his most recent IQ test. Scaffolding was needed to display page after page of 100% accurate scores.

We take a moment away from the liberal domestic terror uprising in Minneapolis to remind the less faithful of President Trump’s towering intellect. Those decrying Operation Metro Terror plainly fail to appreciate President Trump’s intellectual acumen, which brain doctors have described as “stunning” and “perfect.”

President Trump, understanding the dimwitted tend to forget that the only organ bigger than his hands is his brain, has engaged in educational outreach since early 2013 to inform the public regarding his raw mental capacity:

[President Trump reaches out in 2013 to give succor to the blameless morons that, through no fault of their own, failed to appreciate his genius due to their own idiocy.]

In his first term, President Trump voluntarily took what doctors and neuroscientists describe as “the world’s hardest IQ test” – the Montreal Cognitive Assessment (MOCA). He stunned both his detractors and admirers in 2018 when, for the first time in human history, he received a “perfect mark” on the MOCA IQ test.

[Mr. explains his perfect IQ score to a flabbergasted brain scientist in 2020.]

In December 2025, President Trump again amazed and delighted the masses when he announced that he had received a second perfect score when retaking MOCA IQ exam earlier that year – a feat of unfathomable difficulty.

[Above: Sample MOCA IQ Test.]
[WARNING: Reading or even glancing at the above MOCA test may result in dizziness, nausea, brain infarction, and/or explosive grey matter decompression. Even those with brains of the highest caliber should be prepared for some level of discomfort.]

Speaking from the White House, President Trump challenged smooth-brained NYC communist AOC to take the test herself. “You give her an IQ test. Have her pass, like the exams that I decided to take when I was at Walter Reed. I took — those are very hard, they’re really aptitude tests, I guess, in a certain way, but they’re cognitive tests. Let AOC go against Trump,” the president added.

[“I had a perfect score,” President Trump commented while hosting reporters in the White House’s recently installed Gomorrah room. ]

Certain so-called doctors have been caught spreading the false narrative that MOCA testing is a diagnostic tool for cognitive impairment rather than IQ prowess. Hackers have even infected MOCA’s website with these brazen lies. Attorney General Pam Bondi is actively investigating what legal action may be taken.

Towing the liberal line, the Fake News Media yet again fomented insurrection by failing to accurately report President Trump’s unparalleled intelligence and Olympian-level physical health. “After all of the work I have done with Medical Exams, Cognitive Exams, and everything else, I actually believe it’s seditious, perhaps even treasonous, for The New York Times, and others, to consistently do FAKE reports in order to libel and demean ‘THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES,’” the president said on Truth Social.

President Trump is in the process of personally drafting a $100,000,000,000 defamation lawsuit. Neutral legal commentators have hailed the nascent lawsuit as one of the greatest feats of legal derring-do ever seen.


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