“[O]ne of the greatest and most beautiful Ballrooms anywhere in the World”- President Donald J. Trump

Undistracted by the violent liberal uprising in Minnesota fomented by paid agitators, President Trump provided further details regarding his personal gift to America – the nascent White House ball room.

Writing on Truth Social, President Trump updated the public on the status of what every architect in America has described as “the greatest addition to the American architectural canon of all time.” In a moving gesture to the visually impaired, President Trump held down the caps lock button as he noted that the ball room construction project is “A WONDERFUL THING TO DO” and that – in defiance of all reasonable expectations – the room could even be used for “STATE EVENTS” and “INAUGURATIONS“.

President Trump continued on to righteously denounce a lawsuit filed by communist lawyers with the Radical Leftist Group the National Trust for Historic Preservation to enjoin further construction. The president has referred the lawsuit to Attorney General Pam Bondi for criminal investigation, as the suit intentionally exposed the Top Secret Fact that the U.S. Military and Secret Service had approved the construction.

Unfortunately, the National Trust was able to infect the judge overseeing the lawsuit, Richard Leon, U.S.D.J. – appointed by undercover Soviet operative George Bush – with a virulent strain of Trump Derangement Syndrome.

At a preliminary argument, the judge recklessly commented “come on, be serious” when a government lawyer accurately compared the $200,000,000 $250,000,000 $300,000,000 $400,000,000 ballroom to a pool installed by President Gerald Ford. The judge ignored arguments that the $68,800 spent to construct the pool in 1975 was the equivalent of tens of billions in today’s dollars.

President Trump later met with his chief legal advisor, Sir Samuel Alito, a Knight of the Sacred Military Constantinian Order of St. George, to strategize on how to best counter the frivolous litigation. Upon his investiture with the Order, and consistent with the U.S. Constitution, Sir Alito famously vowed to accomplish “nothing less than making a public commitment to the Order’s mission: the glorification of the Holy Cross, the defense of the Catholic Church, the propagation of the Faith, and the Order’s charitable works.”

Seditious leftist propaganda claiming that a religious order dedicated to restoring monarchical theocratic rule – with its leadership determined by male primogeniture within the Royal House of Bourbon – is incompatible with American constitutional democratic principles must be disregarded.

Sir Alito – who works a second job at the United States Supreme Court where he is widely regarded as the most impartial Supreme Court Justice since John Marshall – assured the president that he would “personally toss this f—ing case the f— out of court.” The holy knight then counseled the president to “file a counterclaim for a few billion – I’ll make that happen.”

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