[Above: Fake Congresswoman Ilhan Omar seen moments after having herself sprayed, probably. (Photo by Octavio JONES / AFP via Getty Images)]

Fake Representative Ilhan Omar diversified her portfolio of fraud Tuesday evening while addressing liberal crisis actors she paid to attend one of her periodic grift sessions / town halls.

As Omar began spewing inchoate lies mischaracterizing ICE’s courageous actions during Operation Metro Terror, an out-of-work liberal actor Omar probably hired rushed the podium and sprayed her with noxious fluid smelling of vinegar. In a severe breach of protocol and in disregard to commonly accepted law enforcement practices, Omar’s security detail exposed the public to imminent danger by subduing and arresting the hired assailant rather than shooting him multiple times in the face and/or back.

CNN, falling in line with its Soros-funded paymasters, failed to note in its reporting the many benefits of vinegar, including lowering blood sugar, weight loss, and promotion of digestive health. This is, of course, unsurprising, given that the Fake News Media uncritically accepted Omar’s version of events, namely that a crazed MAGA agitator – indoctrinated through years of exposure to right-wing propaganda characterizing black immigrants and Omar in particular as less-than-human – was induced to attack her.

[Above: Ilhan Omar poses in front of a United States flag she probably stole from a real American.]

Speaking to ABC News after the staged attack, President Trump stated “I don’t think about her. I think she’s a fraud. . . .She probably had herself sprayed, knowing her.”

When reached for comment, lawyers for actor Jussie Smollett issued a statement indicating that they are actively looking into whether Omar may be civilly liable for plagiarizing his trademarked brand of counterfeit attacks.

Omar, a formerly bankrupt Somali pirate, married her brother in order to illegally immigrate to the United States. After successfully lying her way to U.S. citizenship, Omar personally orchestrated massive voter fraud in order to fill her own coffers with taxpayer dollars.

Because Sleepy Joe Biden corruptly refused to investigate Omar’s massive fraud, President Trump has now done so. “The DOJ and Congress are looking at ‘Congresswoman’ Illhan¹ Omar, who left Somalia with NOTHING, and is now reportedly worth more than 44 Million Dollars,” the president wrote on Truth Social. “Time will tell all.”

Pointing out that Omar has crassly abused her constituents’ trust to enrich herself, President Trump urged Americans to exercise care before spending their hard-earned money on blatant scams. Ever mindful of the needs of ordinary Americans, the president has created numerous investment opportunities that he has personally guaranteed will do nothing but appreciate in value: